Bum bungler

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.

"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"

by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012

Disco Bum

When, after taking a shit in a nightclub, one returns to the dance floor, has a little boogie but then needs to return to the bathroom for a tactical wipe

Stephen took a shit last night in the club but after five minutes of dancing had to return to the crapper for a re-wipe because he had disco bum.

by The Trig March 30, 2019

Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014

Cheddar Bum

A sweaty, filthy, stinking anal region.

Baby I can’t take it. It’s making me gag. Go wash ya cheddar bum.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

bum village

A large group of bums living underneath a bridge or overpass.

Dude, check out that bum village it's huge!

by pretty buffalo June 14, 2014

Dry Bummed

A term for anal sex without lubrication. The term is commonly used to express a painful experience - such as a scalding telling off from your boss.

I had better finish this work to a high standard or I will get dry bummed

by Ali October 24, 2004

Bum Oil

The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.

Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!

by Pretty in wellies June 20, 2007