Face Blast

When you get your face blasted by the wind

Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"

by Slee182 April 7, 2009

Brain Blast

When you put your dick up a girls nose all the way to her brain, and then you nut on her brain aka a brain blast

Wayne says " hey, james your girl wanted it up the nose, so i gave her a brain blast last night"

by Weezy17 April 1, 2009

blast

whoever that bitch is who keeps writing about fucking blast as if its any of her business needs to shut the fuck up. Honestly, what's more pathetic, that we do a show you don't like, or that you take the time to A-watch it, and B-write fucking essays online about it?? Jesus Christ, why don't you get a fucking life? You're on CHEERLEADING and you're calling girls in Blast sluts? are you serious?? You think it's more impressive to kick your legs *hopefully* at the same time and spell out words real nice and loud than it is to sing songs and do actual dancing on a stage where people pay money to watch it? Who comes to see you "perform"? People come to games to watch the PLAYERS and possibly, to look up your skirts when you jump up and down, which isn't demeaning at all. By the way, what the hell is wrong with you that you hate or are just afraid of homosexuals to this point? Repressed emotions maybe? Maybe you're just fucking nuts, but it's people like you that start wars and join the KKK and make the world an angry and intolerant place. I hope you read this someday and feel sick to your stomache that you were such a repulsive person. What right do you have to make judgements about people your age for their sexual orientation or choice to dance on stage or on a football field? By the way, what girl talks like you? My god, ever heard of class? where'd you learn how to speak english, the howard stern show?Buy a fucking dictionary for god's sake.

what example of you being a bitch could i possibly use that'd be more accurate than your own entry?

by blastgirl May 8, 2005

blaflabala

It is the meaning of life.
Can be used to mean anything u want it to mean, if u can't be pissed to respond normally

John: What's the meaning of life?
Joe: Blafla

John: What the hell is that?
Joe: Blaflabala

by murli March 20, 2005

Mason Blast

1. (n.) a popular drink found at Smoothie King consisting of strawberries, kiwi and a double portion of vanilla ice cream.

1. A Mason Blast really quenches my thirst.

by Mason Bonar February 15, 2006

blart

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

My fart was so intense i blarted.

by HAHA! March 1, 2005

Cock Blast

Standing on a crowded train whilst priming yourself until a bump in the tracks enables you to pull off your 'special move' as you literally thrust your semi into an unsuspecting commuters mid rift.

Get a load of that chick in the skirt, I'm gonna cock blast her into next week!

by Andywalker February 21, 2009