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the art of fucking yourself 

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.
I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.
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cock art 

urban=repainting a bad tramp stamp with baby gravy
white collar=Urinating a canvas of contemporary artists delight in the snow bank; self ejaculation on a female canvas
urban=Cock art is applying a cum facial
white colar=My cock art won first place at the Adult Video Awards.
cock art by tazkat731 November 19, 2007
Bad Art has at least five definitions:

1. The art is so horribly bad and you just want to puke after you view it.

2. The bad artwork is just simply so boring and you forget it after you see it because it is just ordinarily bad.

3. The bad artwork is not actually that bad, but maybe the colour, perspective, proportion, or shape has a slightly false, and the tiny imperfection just simply annoys you.

4. The bad artwork looks attractive and fabulous in other people’s eyes but for some reasons you just don’t know how to appreciate it.

5. The most successful work that you have ever done but no one is ever interested in your work, makes you wonder what’s wrong with your perspective of aesthetics.
1. "Ew... Look at that bad art... Isn't that horrible?"

2. "So what did you see in the gallery today?" "um, some bad art I guess?"

3. "I don't really like Picasso's portraits paintings"

4. "Why is Monalisa famous?"

5. "What's wrong with my self-portrait painting?"
Bad Art by Muffinsnail September 17, 2008

mandatory art 

A humorous and satyrical, yet somewhat serious requirement coined through a frequently mis-hearing ear. It is a policy at the Labyrinth Press Company in downtown Jamestown, NY.
Hey man, you'd better hang one of your paintings up for sale here, it's mandatory art.
mandatory art by Dan McCarty January 11, 2008

type art 

When you are typing and you make art with various symbols.
Here is some Type art it took me like an hour to make but it sux

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type art by CaNaNaDa 1337 May 20, 2014

cringe art 

Over all art that is meant to make it's audience cringe upon viewing. Disturbing and/ or obscure art.
I went to a cringe art show last month where they had taxidermy horses fucking on a caps table.