Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

chloe abbey

This girl is inspirational, she spends all her time helping those with mental illness.
The new mum has inspired teenagers all around the world to live their lives

She saved my life.

"I really feel like ending my life" "Chloe abbey can help"

by PikaPikachuu May 6, 2015

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

caner albayrak

Totally handsome, known as president and such a too tall man.

Oo this guy is so Caner Albayrak

by Ikiyebes November 14, 2016

brownton abbey

When you shit the pool or hot tub and become the only citizen.

I wouldn't enter Brownton Abbey unless applying for citizenship.

by Savoy83 December 20, 2016

taylor albert

Taylor is the kind of guy that is attractive to men and loves men too

Taylor albert is a gay boy.

by Jackboy19927 May 4, 2018