a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 01, 2017
When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
by joestefl December 15, 2015
When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.
The Phantom has stuck again.
by 0101019331432 October 29, 2017
Sexual move; when a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs and performs intercourse on a man or woman while wearing a strap on.
by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023
when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
Phantom Age is an age where you can be your siblings age, but you won't actually be their age. Remember this only works with siblings. If the sibling is adopted, it will not work.
I can be my brother's age since he's 17, and because he's my brother, I can have Phantom Age! I am 14, but I can be 17, but I'm still 14.
by Phantom Bto May 14, 2022