October 22

National kiss your crush day. You get to kiss your crush and not get smacked. Don’t be pussy

October 22 is national kiss your crush day. I’m gonna kiss mine

by BigDick2501 October 21, 2019

November 22

International Karim gives Alex a gift day

Karim got Alex a car for November 22

by Kiki63$3726 September 29, 2023

october 22

National slap your shortest best friend day in the face

oh look it’s October 22. time to slap vk.

by 46% battery life October 21, 2019

October 22

National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it

1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd

by 242424242424242424 October 21, 2019

22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...

"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016

11 22

This date is very special, because a special person was born 27 years ago today. Her name is Kamilė. She is smart and beautiful in and out and her besty just misses her so so much everyday.

Wish for a new year: follow your heart first and think later 👀

Happy Birthday my Best Friend ❤️

Oh, it's 11 22, you know what day it is?
It's Kamilė's birthday!

by luluIloveu November 22, 2021

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025