2.5 Hour Chat

If you are of male origin and call a female friend simply to chat for 2.5 hours or more, you are officially classified as gay and must now hand in your dick for confiscation. Dick may be returned if offender redeems herself. Repeat offenders lose all respect from friends, relatives ect. ect. ect.

Speaker #1: Apparently tyler called lakna last night and they talked 4 2.5 hours
Speaker #2:What a gay loser. He pulled a 2.5 hour chat.

by DevoPast August 3, 2006

2 time

to be unfaithful to one's spouse

He Was caught 2 timing again. ( example of 2 time)

by The Return of Light Joker June 24, 2009

2-pac

good rapper

asscock gives it to men up the ass

by bumdink June 19, 2003

2 and 10

A common phrase for a blowjob. B being the 2nd letter of the alphabet and J being the 10th.

Hey baby, how bout a 2 and 10!

by yomamamofo November 9, 2009

2/5ths compromise

after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.

One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect

by woman-exterminator January 7, 2010

2 Hole Clap

A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.

The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.

Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.

by Dingus Dongus July 2, 2018

2 444 666666 8888888

the best password to ever have

Cousin: What’s the WIFI password?
Me: 2 444 666666 8888888.
Cousin: Ohh, 12345678! The easiest password!
Settings: Password not found.
Me: I said, one two the fours five sixes and seven eights.
Cousin: OHOHOHOHOHOH

by herocartrr_452 February 6, 2022