balls hideous

Something incontrovertibly disgusting, typically from the female perspective.

"That Ostrich jacket looks awesome!"

"Really? That jacket is balls hideous!"

by yammerite August 15, 2018

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023

spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

Dragon Ball gt

Worst fanfiction

-Worst fanfiction ever made?
-Dragon ball gt

by gtbad March 10, 2017

Bulgarian Ball Bash

Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.

- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!

by Stinky Dick Cheese February 18, 2024

Ball Pussy

When a person that was born male, is such a spineless pussy that balls atrophy to make a ball pussy

He's such a coward, i bet he gets fucked in his ball pussy

by Postalman December 12, 2020

Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

“Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024