angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.

by Doomie November 27, 2004

man-child

a new way to say boy instead of saying it the normal boring way

old fart down the street: those damn man-children came and graffitied my whole fence!

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

Iron Man that ho

To Iron Man a ho is to proceed with sexual intercourse with said ho, until you feel the urge to climax. Before climax get a metal bucket then come inside of it. After that, put the bucket on your ho's head like a helmet. Once she has the Iron Man helmet on she must say, "I am Iron Man" in a robotic voice.

Last night I had to Iron Man that ho then punch her in the face to show her who her Iron Monger is.

by Oinkster July 1, 2008

sex middle man

an adult who buys rubbers and contraceptives for minors ususlly for a fee.

I got a see the sex middle man.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

straight man's remorse

Feelings of shame, embarrassment, confusion (about feelings and/or sexual orientation), or just plain freaking out by a straight man after having been too emotionally close, physically close, or sexual with another man, who may be straight, bisexual, or gay. Based on the concept of buyer's remorse.

Jim and John were both drunk, horny, and lonely last night and fooled around with each other. Today John has a serious case of straight man's remorse.

Doug and Bill were really drunk last night, and Doug was spilling his guts about his girlfriend, and how much he hates his father, and other stuff. Doug was crying and Bill ended up hugging him for a while. Now Doug has straight man's remorse.

by swede82 February 25, 2009

clean up man

The last man to have sex with a woman after a gang-bang / orgy.

Someone who eats out a woman right after someone else has fucked her.

After we were finished with her, G went in as the clean up man!

by Tizzy October 31, 2005

Japanese Business Man

A man of Japanese descent working for a multi-million dollar coporation who wears a standard black tie, shirt, pants, and shoes. Said Japanese Business man requires constant touching of his penis to fulfill his sexual desires. Said touching may come in the form of cocknibbling, shaftlicking, or ballsucking by an underage person(s).

Japanese Business Man: I am Japanese
Business Man. Suck-a my dick-u!

Wade Steffey: I hope that Japanese Business Man enjoyed the huge nut that I helped him spray on my face.

by Japanese Business Man March 24, 2009