monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)

Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.

by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Sketching Balls

feeling that something is "sketch"

Also known as "being sketched out" Generally used by stoners referring to cops.

Walking through a dark alley at night you might be sketching balls

by sQuirt May 7, 2012

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

Premier Ball

A Poke Ball that's used for special events. Like for catching defeated Raid Bosses or Shadow PKMN in Pokémon Go, and for PKMN Shenanigans in other Pokémon games. Starting from Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald. It has the same rate as a regular Poke Ball, making it useless against 5-Star Raid Bosses, but it looks cooler.

PKMN Trainer 1: Time to use this Premier Ball on this Heatran!
PKMN Trainer 2: Phht, That thing is useless against Legendary PKMN like that.
PKMN Trainer 1: Yeah right.
PKMN Trainer 1 uses the Premier Ball on the Heatran. Not very effective.
PKMN Trainer 1: Oh
PKMN Trainer 2: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023