Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 14, 2023

drakes balls

Very small and always blue but never let you down, they will always give a full plentiful load of light yellow ejaculate

Drakes balls are always ready to bust

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Abnormal balls

When you’re shitting so hard your balls grow bigger.

Bob: *shitting*
Bob: *balls grow”*
John: woah bro. Nice abnormal balls

by Pussypumper3000 January 11, 2023

Triple balls

Triple balls used for a man named Karl Tobias that has 3 balls.

Wow look there! Its Triple balls Karl.

by Ony_ September 29, 2022

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Ball

Nickname of Someone ( usually a female ) who is being persued by a male

“Bro! You cant talk to her , thats my ball!”

“Thomas said that im his ball , omg!”

“Bro thats his ball”

by rscql May 30, 2025