Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.

Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!

by LordJenal March 30, 2024

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Violet Face

Verb- A face used to display a painful reaction to a seriously unfunny joke.

Bro that joke that he made was so unfunny that i had to hit a Violet Face

by HariestTubman April 1, 2024

Violet Face

Verb- A word used to describe a face made when somebody says something so painfully unfunny you decide to stop breathing and you start turning purple

"The professor made a joke during the lecture and everybody in attendance did the violet face"

by HariestTubman April 2, 2024

Worldwide face

Generic-looking appearance with no distinctive characteristics

He has a worldwide face; anyone could be his parents.

His worldwide face looks like it's out here for everybody.

by Black Daria July 6, 2022

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022