Twinkie

The cutest most adorable yorkie in the world. Very cute doggy. Black and brown Yorkie. Full of love and happiness.

OMG! Twinkie is just so darn cute and adorable! look at him wag his itty bitty tail!

by fluffy ears February 22, 2010

The Twinkie Defense

Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"

Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!

by Kat May 2, 2004

Twinkie

A cute kangeroo formerly owned by Steph and Cliff, unfortunately Steph slaughtered it after it grew too big.

"Why Steph, WHY??! i miss Twinkie

by cloudnine_vegas January 13, 2008

twinkie

an old fart with short shelf life

the TWINKIE was taking his blues and yellows to show his whore he was still 17

the TWINKIE was calling his whore day and night promissing a lot of money if she spent the night and wore a strap on to rock his world.

the TWINKIE had to get on all fours and get spanked because the thrill was gone otherwise.

by mumfucker June 15, 2008

Tinkleberries

The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Boy do I need to shower to get all of those tinkleberries out of my hole.

by Michael June 1, 2004

Twinkie

Numerical value for Twenty (20). Rarely used, as it can not be substitued for twenty in all cases

Yo, spot me a twinkie, dog.
-or-
He had a red Monte-Carlo sittin' on twinkies.

by G money May 24, 2003

twinkie

A fat person who won't do anything about it

Steven: You're such a twinkie chris
Chris: Shut Up! you're such a faggot

by Lengyel, Steve October 10, 2007