Chris Kotsch
Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.
Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.
Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.
Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.
Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
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