weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

by Ostriana December 17, 2018

Rug Weed

Rug Weed: Marijuana Scraped, scrounged, or scavenged from rugs, carpets or other floorings in a desperate attempt to get high

My contact want out of town so I had to dig for rug weed. Lol

by ReddOreo January 11, 2019

Weed Widow

The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.

Harvest had him so busy she became a Weed Widow.

by Napkinlife August 9, 2018

struggle weed

All the left over, brown, resinated weed gathered from a collection of roaches. Usually smoked out of a bong.

Wanna smoke some struggle weed?

All i have left is struggle weed.

Damn that struggle weed taste nasty, but that shit hits you hard!

by Doohickle_Malarkey February 11, 2019

Rumor weed

Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad

Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*

by the rumor weed February 13, 2019

Weed Enthusiast

Someone who has a love and desire for weed above anything else

He sure loves his weed as lt more then anyone else. Yes a weed enthusiast.

by SAN-D JONZ September 8, 2018

weed daddy

An older man and younger woman hook up for sex and fun. He supplies her with cannabis of the highest grade in exchange for that ass and her company

Linda has a weed daddy she has sex with

by 710breeds March 12, 2017