Tits Montgomery

Tits Montgomery describes someone who drives a white Chevy Cavalier with two blue stripes, and this person is also a crafty, seemingly magical gnome.

Your car and yourself makes you a Tits Montgomery.

by Syn Gatton December 22, 2009

cinnamon tits

your loved ones perfect tits not too big or too small

or just a way to refer to them as your loved one

come here cinnamon tits

by maami June 19, 2010

side tit

When you're bangn' a bitch from the back and you reach around from the side and grab the side of her tit.

Jeromy was shaggin' some diseased bitch and got some side tit.

by Pete Schmakus February 21, 2004

burrito tits

Poorly shaped mammary glands of a overweight Hispanic female typically having a southward pointed nipple

Look at that beaners nasty ass burrito tits

by Big Scott K April 24, 2009

tit tat

A tawdry appearing tatoo located near the female breast.Often those who have a "tit tat" wear revealing sleazy tops in order to expose the ink "sculpture."

After the biker chick entered the store, she complained vociferously that there wasn't a decent top for her to strategically show her "tit tat."

by Mike Dresser November 1, 2007

you're the tits

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits

"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."

by SluttySally December 17, 2011

tit crack

Another term for cleavage. It's the crack made by two big tits squeezed together.

'Holy shit check out the tit crack on this chick'

by King of Half'rs January 15, 2005