by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018
Get the kermit suicidemug. An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.
-A suicide chump!
-A suicide chump!
by Dog talk November 18, 2010
Get the Suicide Chumpmug. The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.
Often found unmarred in the street.
Often found unmarred in the street.
by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010
Get the SUICIDE SQUIRRELmug. When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.
(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
by TScottsby September 20, 2012
Get the Suicide Squeezemug. by I GOT A 11 INCH April 15, 2018
Get the Suicide Squadmug. Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.
Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
by Slamtera January 29, 2009
Get the [Suicide Bomb]mug. An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.
So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:
Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.
Drink with caution.
So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:
Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.
Drink with caution.
Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?
by Wolf89 September 30, 2012
Get the Suicide Solutionmug.