Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Fuck

When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.

After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!

by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024

Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.

Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!

by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Phantom Screenshot

A Snapchat (or any other media) screenshot that isn't registered because it is taken from another device.

My friend just screwed up his chances with his crush because she took a phantom screenshot of him saying "good night baby" and then left him on read. LMAOO

by p4inlezz January 22, 2022