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Jake Paul

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.
That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh
by Kidswillbekids October 13, 2021
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paul g

A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly banter, and is never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's weird?"

"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"

"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
by Team awesome November 24, 2013
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is such a pussy
by j3odie June 11, 2018
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Logan Paul

Fucking idiot who filmed a dead body and faked the apology
Friend: Hey did you see the Logan Paul video about the forest?
Me: You’re welcome to get the fuck out
by petroethanYT April 7, 2019
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Logan Paul

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
Yo who’s Logan Paul?
Does this sound familiar... I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement..
Oh him.... What a fucking dip shit with a small pipi that posts suicide videos for money
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is shit at making youtube videos.
by xPhotonx March 20, 2019
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Paul/Paulie

A Paul is an instant eye catcher. Usually shy and reserved until he's found his comfort zone. When he let's his hair down, he partys hard and his laugh is catchy. This introvert takes a bit of peer pressure to get going, but full of smiles and kindness. Not an ardent drinker and a clean cut guy, he is willing to push limits, try harder, go faster, take the bull by the horns. He makes people laugh with his jokes. He is hard to get to know until the walls are down. A Paul is loyal, a gentle warrior for those he loves and puts family and friends first. He is a hard worker, any Company's asset. A creative man with a heart of gold. He has an eye for beauty. A Paul only wants the best for everyone. Paul is a life-long mate. He takes friendships seriously. This guy is gorgeous in EVERY way. Inside and out. Smart, clever, and a thinker. Practical & logical. No bullshit. This friend will protect & guild you. He is generous and pure. Hang onto a Paul. He's forever material.
Wow, I wish I was a Paul/Paulie

I've been blessed with a Paulie today
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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