A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbooooooooooo June 04, 2018
1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body
Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.
by Sarah June 20, 2006
by Andrew C November 15, 2005
Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.
by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006
A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.
by Dee-de-de December 20, 2006
(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
by johnsonraymenhymen August 03, 2009