Fuck tard

A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.
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Fuck Tard

1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body
Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.
by Sarah June 20, 2006
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Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.
Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!
by Andrew C November 15, 2005
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techno-tard

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.
He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!
by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006
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card tard

A person who really sucks at poker.
by D January 21, 2005
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wii-tard

A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.
A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.
by Dee-de-de December 20, 2006
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Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
by johnsonraymenhymen August 03, 2009
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