DVR-tard

A person who forgets they are watching a DVR'ed TV program until the 2nd or 3rd commercial.

Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."

by shmek December 1, 2010

Fuck Tard

1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body

Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.

by Sarah June 20, 2006

Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

by Andrew C November 19, 2005

techno-tard

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.

He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!

by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006

card tard

A person who really sucks at poker.

Carlos sucks at poker

by D January 20, 2005

wii-tard

A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.

A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.

by Dee-de-de December 22, 2006

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009