International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.

" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"

by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019

Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.

Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!

by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019

weenie stable

weenie stable is when a women assigns many different men a task to please her but only has sex with the biggest douche friend zone

she runs a weenie stable five times a week

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Morganville stabbingbroom

When u shove a broomstick up someone’s ass in morganville texas

Yo Johnny said he got a morganville stabbingbroom from some asshole last night

by Woody dick johnson July 21, 2019

birthday stab

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .

"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"

by Russianclowns September 20, 2019

Back Stabbing Piece Of Shit

a bitch named hannah that has nothing better to do with her damn life.

“i’m here to ruin people lives”

“your a back stabbing piece of shit”

by pimpkermit October 4, 2019

Nail Stabber

Someone whose a complete loser and thinks that having long nails makes her look cool. In reality it just makes them look dumb as fuck. They just keep the nails to stab other people.

Fuck Olivia stabbed me again with her long ass nails. That Nail Stabber

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019