Statversation

Noun- The act of having a conversation over Facebook Status with one or more friends.

Garrett Smith is: ...No I don't remember what happened. (15s ago)*

Sarah Ashkin is: Soccer, Dance, AFTER PARTY!!! I LOVE SEX! (10 min ago)

Mike Adams is: Do you even remember what happened last night G? (15 min ago)*

*Statversation

by MuthaPhucka March 22, 2008

Statesist

When someone disrespects someone else, either verbally or physically, just because they are from another state. Usually has to deal with northern states vs. southern states, like in the Civil War. Or if the person doing the disrespecting is from Texas.

Texan: I hate Pennsylvanians. Them and their damned ketchup. (Heinz Ketchup originated from Pennsylvania)

Pennsylvanian: Don't be a statesist, dude. Hate isn't kool.

Texan: Screw you.

by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009

Statker

Statker - Status Stalker

A word just thought of by me and not featuring on the Urban Dictionary!

Me: Anyone would think that John fancies you!

Girl: I've always got a status stalker

Me: Statker!! LOL

Done.

by GrUnique December 18, 2011

State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.

Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014

state dropping

That you are so intelligent that you dont need to take state required test

Dude you state dropping those test

by dropkop April 12, 2014

state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time

Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic

by Anonh1995 February 24, 2017

statement fragments'

Statement Fragments are one persons' incomplete statement without another person finishing the one persons' statement.

"Naw,you dont have to speak up for me right now, i can complete my own statement fragments' when ever i want".

by Lezsta Mctester March 3, 2017