Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011

Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.

Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...

by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

Silver 5

A rank in the popular MOBA League of Legends. People in this rank think of themselves as "Good at the game" although they are terrible. Silver 5 players are also bad at grammar but still attempt to correct others.

XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: STFU dude im silver 5 not like you're bronze ass
XxMysticWindxX: but silver 5 isn't even good
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: Wow you really are a noob
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: 9x report Mystic cause he is a noob and racist
/all XxMysticWindxX: lol you're just one of those silver 5 kids xDDDD
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: lol wrong your fuckwit

by Thrippith the fourth May 31, 2015

Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.

Tonight I am going to create a silver river.

by Buddy101 November 2, 2015

Silverfish

A granny, silver haired cougar, etc., who hits on younger guys in the attmept to get sex with a young stud.

I was at the home visiting my nana on Tuesday and as I was walking the hall to leave, a silverfish was chatting me up, hitting on me. I ended up banging her in the laundry room.

by Catagnus May 2, 2016

Silverback

This is the act of pulling out and busting on your girls back whilst she's in the doggy position then throwing an old grandad/gandma's "silver" pubic hair over her

Dude I found some granny pubes so im gonna silverback my girl

by Bigwhacker19 February 24, 2017