Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008

eat ring

basically telling someone to eat your ass.

Dale: "(Festivey) isnt a word you wierdo"

Carl then finds Festivey on Urban Dictionary, shows Dale and says:

"Eat ring (ass face)"

by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006

blowing an o-ring

When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.

"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"

"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"

*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*

by Sustin Ramham March 23, 2015

tit-ring

A tit-ring is a metal ring that some guys get when they have a tit pierced.

I'm bi, but some of the other cadets think I'm gay because I have a gold tit-ring in my right tit!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

ring of fire

a redhead's vagina

Dude, I fell into her ring of fire last night. It was awesome.

by Captain Klamydia January 26, 2009

Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008