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ASCII relationship

Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.
The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an ASCII relationship.

Things never went further than an ASCII relationship
by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010
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Contextual Relationship

"Naw.. We text each other mutually - it's not a one way thing at all - it's a total contextual relationship.
by DeBrock VanKemp September 19, 2012
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Relationship

Two people who live their lives together. Connected by love, trust, friendship and a mutual want to make the other happy. Can be difficult but also beautiful.
We’ve been in a relationship for over 5 years now, it’s pretty serious.
by Coll3g3Chic May 1, 2018
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Relationship

Nothing changed about what a relationship was since the 20th century. In a relationship, two people spend time together in real life, do things together, and so on. Time spent online talking to somebody online is not a relationship.
Someone you talked to online is not a boyfriend/girlfriend in the 21st century anymore than in the 20th century or before. Talking to somebody on a computer is not a relationship with another person.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
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Relationship

Some kind of arcane emotional attachment to another human that we all pretend is permanent
They were in a proper relationship
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Relationship

What I don't have
I don't have a relationship
by NutInMyButt November 7, 2018
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Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship

The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"

Some chick "Yes"

Some guy "Why did you cheat?"

Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."

Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"

Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."

Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"

Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."

Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"

Some chick "......"

Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2022
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