patches

A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.

Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.

by Brejusjiguis December 2, 2007

The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).

Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.

by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006

pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

pitch stitch

Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.

Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.

Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.

Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.

"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"

by Tassie16 June 1, 2009

wolf patch

A lone patch of hair on a man's asscheek.

Hey man, check out my wolf patch. I need to N'air it

by jdoz April 3, 2006

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

Wet Patch

The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:

- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or

- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.

Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'

by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012