by chokeondeeznutz August 16, 2021
Get the pee boymug. I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.
by Gottalaughgirl April 8, 2015
Get the vita peemug. When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.
Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?
Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.
Bro #1: I feel you man.
Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.
Bro #1: I feel you man.
by So Chill December 22, 2015
Get the Pee Anxietymug. When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise
Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart
Trump: same
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart
Trump: same
by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019
Get the Stealth peemug. No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.
by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021
Get the No Pee Januarymug. Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.
by lyradius February 17, 2013
Get the Pee Polishmug. Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
Get the Pee-on Platoonmug.