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Patrick

My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”
by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020
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Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
Fuck i luv Patrick
by ghddfg October 25, 2022
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Patrick

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick
by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020
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Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
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Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade
Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today
by Bawi min October 23, 2019
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Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.
Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.
by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
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Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).
Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???
by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018
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