Party Bells 

n. The clinking, clanking sound of alcohol bottles and/or cans coming in contact, such as when filling or emptying a cooler or ice bucket, collecting recycling, or even toasting.

Gathering empties the night of: 'Party bells, brah!'

Gathering empties the next morning: 'Uuuugh, party bells..' *heave*

Party Bells by Anne_Ominous September 19, 2012

Party Weirdness Theorem 

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.

By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

Party Weirdness Theorem by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013

Party in your Pocket

Your smartphone starts playing music out of nowhere.

My phone started a "party in your pocket" when I walked out of the dentist.

Party in your Pocket by K47S August 11, 2013

party melt 

A patty melt created on a beautiful farm in the Midwest. A patty melt so divine it causes your taste buds to tango. To do the Watusi and jump for joy. It is not like other inferior patty melts, which taste merely of meat and sadness. Nay! Say I. This is the patty melt to end all other melts. It is a melt that is not just a patty, but a PARTY in your mouth.

"What's for dinner?" PARTY MELTS!

party melt by Themeanbean October 10, 2013

party fare 

hip avant garde way to say "party favors" i.e. drugs and alcohol.

Feel free to bring a few friends or party fare if you would like to

party fare by snowman104 October 30, 2013

Party Siren 

An obnoxious person, usually a drunk nasally female, who acts over-excited at parties and social gatherings and greets everyone who enters with an obligatory high pitched squeal. The Party Siren tries to feel important by attempting to make everyone feel welcomed, but instead she ends up singling new guests out, making everyone feel awkward, and ultimately gives everyone a headache. She wants to be cool and the only way she knows how to be cool is by over exaggerating her self confidence and acting like she is having a great time, and the only way she can think of displaying how great of a time she is having is by screaming a lot as if she were on an invisible roller coaster with drink service. Other times the party siren can be heard is when shots are being consumed or camera phones are filming. She's gonna prove she's the life of the party, one ear-drum at a time.

Veronica was being an inconsiderate party siren when she blasted her agitating shriek from across the room as soon as Christina entered. "OOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOD! CHRISTTIIIIIIINAAAAA!!! WHOOOOOO!!! PARTY!!" She almost entirely derailed the book club meeting that night.

Party Siren by njb84 January 11, 2014

party sharkin 

Verb. To frantically message all friends in search of a party to get white girl wasted at. Last minute party searching.

"We have two hours, better start party sharkin!"

party sharkin by TheCaptain73 January 21, 2014