party melt

A patty melt created on a beautiful farm in the Midwest. A patty melt so divine it causes your taste buds to tango. To do the Watusi and jump for joy. It is not like other inferior patty melts, which taste merely of meat and sadness. Nay! Say I. This is the patty melt to end all other melts. It is a melt that is not just a patty, but a PARTY in your mouth.
by Themeanbean October 11, 2013
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