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wearing wooden pants

walking around with a hardon all the time
I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants
wearing wooden pants by woodpile January 20, 2010

the in my pants game 

You think of a song title and then add "in my pants" to the end of it.

see also: in my pants
Examples of the in my pants game:

Free falling in my pants.
My life would suck without you in my pants.

Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.
"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"
Grumpy Pants by Valentina F. August 30, 2008

Yoga Pants Party 

To throw a party that consists of all the women wearing yoga pants.
Chris- Hey bro, lets have a yoga-
Ty- Yoga Pants party??!?!! I'm Down! Dank Dank!

hungry pants 

when a chicks pants are wedged up her butt so it looks like her ass is eating her pants.
Check out the hungry pants on that broad.
hungry pants by JayTang December 28, 2005

Head Pants Now 

One of the top 5 best lines ever spoken by Mike Myers in a scottish accent.
Head Pants Now! It's like an orange on a toothpick!
Head Pants Now by Melkor99 March 30, 2009