trouser pants

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.

These aren't jeans, they're trouser pants!

by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

no pants romance

When a couple is in a romance simply for the sex. A couple who are in this type of relationship are usually socially with drawn or when with people can't keep there hands off of each other. And actually aren't even that fond of each other just each others genitalia

Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.

by jrpuntouchable April 15, 2011

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

shadow pants

When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.

Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!

by bingbingbing August 2, 2010

Pants-on Prostitute

A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.

Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute

by rfinch87 August 15, 2010

Sista Pants

A Hipster or Scenester with pants so tight it is as if they melted their legs and actually poured themselves into these pants, sometimes with bellbottoms sometimes not.

These men look as if the are wearing their 'younga 'sistas pants. visually unappealing, Tight and overall just plain Unacceptable!

HEY MARK ! check out those sista pants comin down the way....BOOYAH

by Rock n Roll Justice Council October 21, 2010

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008