Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.
by micah September 16, 2008
A phrase used when you are leaving with no intention of returning. Also used in abandoning a situation, person, or group of people without giving a reason or explanation.
by Kanninto July 07, 2009
Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
by etip January 27, 2012
Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.
This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.
by LesG June 25, 2018
by esmith512 January 30, 2008
A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.
by Rudi Van Disarzio December 07, 2018
When your so pissed off, it surpasses, beyond belief to the point where others cannot believe how pissed off you are. If Royally pissed means your pissed off beyond what you can believe. Then Imperially Pissed, means, your so pissed off others cannot believe it.
His Imperial Highness, Aerick Lux, is so pissed off others cannot believe, such hatred can be achieved, He is Royal, but his anger, brings to a level of Imperialness that simply cannot be beleived even when witnessed. He is Imperially Pissed off.
by Aerick Lux Star Emperor December 08, 2013