Tree wrapping

The Act of wrapping your vehicle around a tree at high speeds most likely being fatal.

“Did you hear about how Michael died? He went tree wrapping”

by Edwin17 December 28, 2022

Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.

Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.

by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Breaking trees

The first thing you do in a new Minecraft world

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

tree alophigis

When a tree is shoved down a girls pussy while the other girl is slowing injecting pine leaves inside her anus

Wow Laura is really good with the tree alophigis. Like it really wore me out. She's a keeper!

by Hella sexy potato November 23, 2017

Tree Boxer

A tall muscular man with stamina; a fighter; a protector; and a lover.

I can see you have found yourself a nice tree boxer young lady,
Every woman dreams of finding their tree boxer.

by Intrinsicmotiv February 19, 2018

tree spa

a spa that is located up in a tree, almost like a treehouse.

The woman needed a break, so decided to go o the tree spa.

by UrbanWordPerson January 27, 2010