A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.
Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
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Mountain googles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer googles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer googles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain googles.
by Lo Hong December 21, 2010
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In their free time, Mt. Laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. The kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. The main objective at these events is to get totally fucked up and get with at least one person. Once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to Ramblewood. By this time they are sobering up, and decide it's time for round 2. This usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.
If you look inside one of their drawstring bags you're sure to find shit weed and some backwoods.
When kids aren't partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.
The groups of people you'll find at Lenape include popular fake bitches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white fuckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near Willow Turn and Ethel Laurence. If you walk into the bathroom of Lenape, don't be surprised if you see people having sex, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.
All in all, mtl can be a pretty shitty place to live, but it's great if you want to get fucked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
In their free time, Mt. Laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. The kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. The main objective at these events is to get totally fucked up and get with at least one person. Once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to Ramblewood. By this time they are sobering up, and decide it's time for round 2. This usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.
If you look inside one of their drawstring bags you're sure to find shit weed and some backwoods.
When kids aren't partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.
The groups of people you'll find at Lenape include popular fake bitches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white fuckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near Willow Turn and Ethel Laurence. If you walk into the bathroom of Lenape, don't be surprised if you see people having sex, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.
All in all, mtl can be a pretty shitty place to live, but it's great if you want to get fucked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
kid 1: dude i went to a sick mount laurel, nj party last night.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many bitches did you fuck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so fucked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many bitches did you fuck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so fucked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
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Well basically...
It's about two families the Carvers and the Dowlings, both families want control of a "The Mountain"
Well basically...
It's about two families the Carvers and the Dowlings, both families want control of a "The Mountain"
This is what happened so far...
Grandpa Carver died and left the mountain to his more rebellious grandson David which shocked Will since David hadn't been around for six years and Will was the one who actually ran the mountain for his granfather before his death.
Wil now date Maria which is Davids first love, David is dating Max daughter of Collin Dowling who wants to take the mountain away from the Carvers. And sixteen year old Shelley is dating Michael Dowling who is 21 no one aproves of their relationship especially Sam her best friend who seems to be in love with her.
Grandpa Carver died and left the mountain to his more rebellious grandson David which shocked Will since David hadn't been around for six years and Will was the one who actually ran the mountain for his granfather before his death.
Wil now date Maria which is Davids first love, David is dating Max daughter of Collin Dowling who wants to take the mountain away from the Carvers. And sixteen year old Shelley is dating Michael Dowling who is 21 no one aproves of their relationship especially Sam her best friend who seems to be in love with her.
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Get the Rocky Mountain Blast mug.A school in Colorado Springs that’s not diverse at all. Very racist. The majority of the kids are stoners and sell drugs on campus. The juul ... is cuul here at Cheyenne and every other school hates Cheyenne because it’s known as the rich school which isn’t wrong. Everyone here will talk behind your back and is fake af. The teachers make you wanna drop out.
Person 1: “hey, what school you go to ?”
Person 2: “I go to Cheyenne Mountain High School ”
Person 1: “oh, the rich school? With all the white kids!”
Person 2: “yeah..... that one.”
Person 2: “I go to Cheyenne Mountain High School ”
Person 1: “oh, the rich school? With all the white kids!”
Person 2: “yeah..... that one.”
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