Slap ass month

Slap ass month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of February we’re you get to slap anyone’s ass if you are their friend cousin. And it’s not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Gogetta.juju February 17, 2020

time of the month

the time during which a woman or girl has her period; an occurrence of menstruation.

"they assume that if I am upset about anything, it must be my time of the month"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Résumé month

A duration of time anywhere between 2 days and 62 days.

(Not to be confused with résumé year.)

I worked there from May 31st and quit June 3, but hey, still a résumé month!

by TorontoEtymology June 4, 2025

blur months

The months ending in "-ber" (September, October, November, December) that blur together together because time goes so fast at the end of the year.

Ah shit! I'm not ready, the blur months are here. It's gonna be next year already!

by Elly Belly September 30, 2017

Squeeze ass month

November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!

Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway

by Horniboy November 3, 2020

Grab ass month

THE HOLE NOVEMBER CAN BOYS GRAB A GIRL ASS

Just walk by and grab her ass it’s national grab ass MONTHS !

by Grab asss October 25, 2019

begginning of the month

Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.

I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.

by QuacksO May 26, 2019