Rant Mode

When chearleaders piss you off with their anoying bullshit you go into rant mode.

Chearleader: "hahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhh omg omg omg omg omg look look look look ahhhhhhh lolololololololol whateeevvverrr whateeevvverrr like like like like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Timothy: Face turns red, starts banging head into wall and cursing he is now entering rant mode. "&@&$? Chearleaders shut the &$@! I would rather shove a glass tube in my own penis hole and smash it with a hammer than to listen to your $&@? anymore!"

by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011

Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Model UN

a. A place for high school students to take the roles of delegates representing other countries in order to "solve" world problems
b. A chance for geeks to get it on with hot delegates who don't know them
c. Often followed by a delegate dance, full of raging teenage hormones
d. Where students get to show off their cheesy pick up lines, most of which involve Djibouti

random mun-er: dude, China at that last model un conference was so hot!

delegate from Brazil: that had better be a gavel in your pocket

delegate from DR Congo: I totally wanna get it on with Djibouti

by schulz April 17, 2006

columbine mode

An individual, or individuals, loosing their shit and killing without discretion.

While playing multiplayer FTP games:

"Can we get some teamwork here, or is everyone in columbine mode?!"

by masstack June 9, 2005

moderation

The art of drinking just enough to relax without losing the skill and complexity of fucking canadian trollops with abandon.
(Oh,sorry, thought this was a canadian dictionary!)

You need to show some moderation there, eh, you don't want to get pissed or that young canuck will bolt all the way back to cowtown.

by Chesterfield Romper January 12, 2008

moderated

When the site admin or moderator deletes/modify's posts which are off topic. Or just to prove how powerful they truly have become.

The posts where off topic so they got moderated.

by Clancy Wiggum July 26, 2004

dad mode

1. A state of intense grief characterized by a ridiculously violent reaction to a son's death. First used in conjunction with Captain Artemis' violent response to the death of his son Astinos in the film 300. Also known as 300 dad mode.

2. The act of killing a bunch of Covenant at close range in a Halo: Reach firefight. Often involves the shotgun.

1. My favorite part in 300 is when the guy goes dad mode and then kills that one Persian with his forearm.

2. I went dad mode on the regular elites and got Buck Wild but then they sent the fucking whites and I got owned.

by Deion from Hedrick October 4, 2012