Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!
by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011
Get the oven mitt tits mug.Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels
And can be used as a complement depending on the time
When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for
When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
And can be used as a complement depending on the time
When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for
When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult
Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!
Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"
Pat: Word!? Vic
Vic:..... Word
Example B: Insult
Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)
Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"
Kim: Really!!!???
Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?
Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then
Example C: Complement
Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"
Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!
Example D: Complement
Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...
Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you
Pat:..... Yeah... your right
Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!
Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"
Pat: Word!? Vic
Vic:..... Word
Example B: Insult
Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)
Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"
Kim: Really!!!???
Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?
Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then
Example C: Complement
Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"
Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!
Example D: Complement
Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...
Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you
Pat:..... Yeah... your right
by Crimson2113 October 25, 2011
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The 6-minute rule declares that at the precise moment you begin to have fun, you only have 6 minutes left until some jackass or jillass comes and ruins it either intentionally or unintentionally.
"oh joy, after 3 hours of grinding I can finally start enjoying this game.."
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule
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