Mackenzie

A fool who don't go to school.

Teacher: Mackenzie was at the football game tonight, but has not been in school for 2 months.
Student: She is only "sick" during the school day.
Teacher: Is she planning on graduating.
Student: No she got an 80 year old sugar daddy to pay for her shit.

by Katiissycotic November 11, 2019

Mackayla

Mackayla is prettyish but also ugly, she thinks she is ugly.on a constant a basis people remind her. She can be loving and caring a little loud, but maybe she wants to be heard. She is used a lot, she knows. Inside she is crippling of depression. She needs help because she is at the bottom getting sucked into the earth and after that she will fall to hell. She needs someone to catch her. And ya if you don't catch her she'll climb up but how long will it take? She is causing self harm and she tells.you things that are signs. You need to notice these signs. And yeah she is goofy and a little innocent but tell her what those things mean. Don't laugh at her anymore please and tell..... her to stop..... you know.who.she is the one that is causing it all..... help hear my plea no one knows what I know.

Girl one: Mackayla he said no

Girl two: *laughs doubling over "I knew he wouldt Date.you I mean look at you

Everyone else:bits of laughter mainly a silence of agreement

Mackayla:*tears fall(why would they notice)

by crazyhypopurplemaniac February 17, 2020

Mackenna

the nicest and prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is the most caring, heartfelt, warming person. she is also the smartest girl you will ever encounter. if you ever meet a mackenna you should keep her in your life forever because she will leave a good mark on your life.

Mackenna is the most caring person in the world I'm really glad she is a part of my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Mackerel Passage

An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.

Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 13, 2021

The Mackalack

When a man pisses on a girl's chest, carefully sprinkles poprocks on her breasts, then violently titty-fucks her.

"Oh man, I'm so sore. I totally used the mackalack on that girl I met last night."

by Lollygator January 27, 2009

gregor mackay

most awsome sexy person alive often reffered to as the emperor of cool is also the only person alive to survive a chuck norice roundhouse kick to the face once he rubbed someone to death with his chizzeled abs

girl one: wow that guy is soo hot look at his awsome sexyness

girl two: ye i know the only person hotter than that is the emperor of coolness and sexyness gregor mackay

by the emporer of cool July 19, 2010

Stu Mackenzie

Stu Mackenzie is a multi-instrumentalist/dad/overall cool dude from Melbourne, Australia. He grew up in Anglesea, and his band, called King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard, named their first EP after that town. He plays many instruments including Flute, Zurna, Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, and a vocoder synth. He has a bit of an obsession with AI and is the brain behind the concept albums "Murder of the Universe" and "Polygondwanaland". He has a daughter, Araminta Mackenzie, though everyone knows to call her Minty. He also deepthroats microphones and yells "WOO!", "EYYUP", and "Okay!" alot during his songs. Its his trademark. It isn't a Stu-sung Gizz sogng without that.

"Did you know that Stu Mackenzie played the distorted af intro to If Not Now, Then When on an acoustic guitar and then just distorted the fuck out of it?"
"No I did not that is so cool!"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021