knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find

Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today

by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013

Knobbing

The act of two or more bald males rubbing their hairless heads together in a friendly manner as a sign of greatness in the name of baldness.

Those bald-headed guys are knobbing to show their approval of their masculinity.

by BaldMursesUnited September 14, 2023

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 2, 2017

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022