controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Lil Knee Grow

Lil Knee Grow is the best CS:GO Player EU.

Enemy team 1: Oh shit! It's Lil Knee Grow!
Enemy team 2: Let's just give up, my dudes...

by Bullshitter42069 October 26, 2017

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.

"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

juicy knees

When a thick girl rubs your dick with her knees until you cum then you lick it off

Yo I had juicy knees last night

by Gofkshakwl November 21, 2018

Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth

awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip

by David Brown213 June 7, 2011