handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003

Hanger

Sex.

"Did they just have hanger in the bathroom?"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Handegg

Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.

Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."

Non-retarded person: "Why?"

Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"

Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"

by Counterblitzkrieg December 9, 2010

haidering

when a desperate man asks desperate questions desperately and still gets ignored

*asks “who wants to go out?” three times*
*silence*

“oh cmon are y’all haidering me?”

by lostlights October 29, 2020

Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.

Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!

by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011