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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Sexy Goggles

A common phrase used when playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sexy Goggles are special head attire that make the Russian terrorists look much more BA. Possibly meant to be night vision goggles, they are never in use in the game so serve no purpose but to look good.
"While playing Spec Ops we had to make sure to stay focused and not get distracted by the sexy goggles all the enemies were wearing."
by BSWSG December 17, 2009
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Japanese Rain Goggles

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
by mechalurker May 18, 2019
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afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person
My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles
by repomonster April 4, 2017
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Gogy Goggles

Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly
person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''
by GogysLeftEar October 11, 2022
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Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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