east coast

Contrary to the uninformed beliefs of The Elf, the East Coast states of Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont actually have the LOWEST obesity rates of any state in the country, while California's is one of the highest.

East Coast > West Coast

Q: What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active culture.

by west side is worst side January 10, 2006

elastic

New England's term for "rubber band"

"he shot an elastic at my face!"

by anon February 23, 2005

visco-elastic

An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep System that state that the beds are made with "visco-elastic memory foam" supposedly endorsed by the "space foundation" (which is actually an invention of the visco-elastic memory foam bed industry).

Try our new visco-elastic garlic breadsticks!

by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Far East Side

the representation of most asian cultures such as chinese, vietnamese, koren and the farthest east side there is, japan. also used when referring to things that come from such countries.

Far East Side represent.
or
Man, DDR is so far east side.

by ECIR January 5, 2005

easter egg

A little gag included in movies or games, generally contain a funnie picture or something that doesn't fit the age.

In Grant Theft Auto Vice City, there is a big amount of easter eggs, for example, at 20:00 the light of a building light and form the shape of male genitals.

by SOUNNIKOURATHENINJA September 3, 2007

East Alton

A small town in Illinois a pissing distance away from St. louis. Its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there asses kicked by real black people that are moving in from Alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. We do have a school team called the "OILERS"...oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not Red and Blue....our sports teams think there all bad ass but in reallity the only team we beat is the shells, but thats not saying much. The one fun thing East Alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a fuck we're from East Alton!

Guy 1) Hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?....

Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!

Guy 1) oh ya.............

by S. Daveys June 1, 2009