dildo

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.

"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

dildoci

A cucumber that you stick up your ass.

"Mom, can I use that dildoci in your hand so I can shove it up my ass?"

by Minister Mandy December 18, 2017

reverse dildo

Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.

"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"

by Mark Puban January 26, 2014

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

dido

(noun) 1. <primary>Any protruding endcap inwhich you cannot recall the name of 2. Any of various devices functioning like or resembling a nipple 3. Seperate item inside of a mechanical device that serves a function in the form of an appendaged

The plastic didos on the end of your shoelaces.

by Cory Merrill January 18, 2006

Dido

Dido IS NOT JUST A GIRL'S NAME !
the definition of "Dido-the-so-called-musician" is far off the true definition of the "male-version-of-Dido"

Dido (males only):
the jack of all trade yet too lazy to show it, introvert, secretive, LOVES TO PROCRASINATE, negative at most times, irresponsible - he doesn't like dealing with big stuff, not very sociallable with new people but only close once, funny, malice at times in his own little world, BUT THE ONE INGREDIENT THAT A DIDO HAS is his genious music talents! especially his voice and PIANO!

Dido, can't live with them, can't live without them :)

YOU'RE SUCH A DIDO!

by Elizabeth Michelle Garzoon April 2, 2010