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*Goes to urban dictionary* "Innocent things" (Related words: porn\, fuck\, sex, cum, pussy, ass, gay, lesbian, sexy, hot) boom. literally every word in the urban dictionary!
by kullll kid June 19, 2016
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ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011
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On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
by Justin October 12, 2004
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Dictoria

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
by Guife23 March 17, 2013
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get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
by get off my dick June 5, 2007
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Dictionarial

A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary
That words sounds dictionarial if you ask me
by missjet April 1, 2009
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dick graze

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.
My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!
by jean1938 September 8, 2014
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