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Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount
“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee
by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019
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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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School- Related Depression

School Related Depression is the act of hating oneself and the world because of school and your parents.

This is just like normal depression, only worse.
You achieve this state of mind when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong, and everything which seems as if it cant go wrong does so.
It's when you go to school, the one place in the world designed to be a helpful and friendly environment, but when you get there you find:

Hateful and idiotic teens that scream at you and call you a "f**got lol", and insult your very existence.
It's when you realize that your teachers hate your very existence. They sit there, on their phones, screaming about how it's not their fault 3 quarters of the F**ING CLASS ARE FAILING.

And then you go home and you tell your mom that the teachers cant grade and lose your papers and that kids bully you, and then you get this:
"Stop being an ungrateful brat! I do everything for you!"
But that mom doesnt realize that it's not their fault that your depressed but they're too ego F**KING centric to realize that is NOT ABOUT THEM FOR A DAMN CHANGE.
This shouldn't be a thing, but I guess that's life, eh?
School- Related Depression is when you hate yourself and others so fucking much as a result of school.
by yeetdepression March 29, 2019
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Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression
by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019
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sunday night depression

that time of day you feel real sad and you just wanna huddle up in your room crying. sunday night depression always starts at 8:00pm sharp.
Doctor: “Why did you need an appointment today?”

“I have sunday night depression.”
by oh oop a rat October 27, 2019
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High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020
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Character Death Depression

When a fictional character in literally anything with a story dies, making you depressed or feeling ill because you had a strong connection with them. This also ties with bad points in stories where death didn't need to happen a character who could have been saved.
Dude I am soooo upset Phin dies! He could have saved her but he didn't! Now I feel sick and it won't leave my mind for what feels like eternity! I have Character Death Depression now!
by Rntnthegr8 December 17, 2020
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