When one goes down (eats out) a girl, as he or she is doing so, he pulls out the pubic hairs with his teeth. "Carpet" is sometimes used a slang for women's pubic hair. Hence, "pulling carpet."
Joe: What's with al that hair in your teeth?
Tom: Oh, I saw Beth earlier, and I was pulling carpet.
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Tom: Oh, I saw Beth earlier, and I was pulling carpet.
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by penguindisco September 24, 2011
Get the pulling carpet mug.When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release
Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)
Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck
Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck
Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
by CarpetFarter June 5, 2009
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Stemming from ancient Nordic boatbuilding times, this traditional hazing ritual has been rebirthed in the extended modern woodworking community and is still revered as a right of passage in this noblest of trades
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
A-Boy: The new guys really coming into his own, how long has he been here for?
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
by The phantom tanner March 11, 2019
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Get the carpet muncher mug.Can party like man but love like a woman. Swears like a sailor, which many actually are. Four thirty racks between five friends is an uneventful night. They call the beach their home and Buffett thier hero. Professional funnelers and funhavers. Their motto "They just can't keep up." And by "they" they mean you.
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by LGC May 4, 2005
Get the cape girls mug.Noun. An sexual act performed while the woman is menstruating. The woman glides to and fro on top of the man while the man lies down flat on his back. Thus, the woman glides gracefully, like a celebrity, while the man becomes her red carpet.
Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.
by Bodacious-Wan May 26, 2014
Get the Red Carpet mug.A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.
by HP July 18, 2003
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