crack finger 

Callous on the inside part of the top joint of the thumb, due to excessive flicking of your Bic. Slang common amongst suspicious psychiatrists.

Dude, my shrink accused me of having crack finger, even though he knows I'm a chain smoker.

crack finger by Steve O'Rourke and Angelia LaFlamme March 10, 2008

crack spackle

Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.

Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!

crack spackle by dutchswiss November 22, 2006

crack addict

When someone craves pussy so bad they will go very far out of their way to find it and either pay for it,(such as a person who frequents massage parlors or escorts) or sleep with the first thing that comes along no matter how awful or ugly the woman is.

"I thought Bill wouldn't go back to that massage parlor but he can't help it, he's a crack addict."

crack addict by Phil Acrackin November 16, 2007

crack head 

Getting head from someone addicted to crack. Usually in exchange for more crack.

Dude, I just got some crack head.

crack head by mR.siNiSTer October 10, 2006

crack migit 

Just as it says. It refers to a migit on crack.

It is used as a term to describe one's absurd actions.

Tina! You stupid crack migit. Stop stealing muh' cheese crackers!

crack migit by Lydia April 8, 2005

crack back 

used to refer to women who have very flat asses. their lack of an ass makes it appear as though they just have a butt crack on their backs.

that skinny chick has a crack back.

crack back by mr.pubes February 11, 2006

crack-baby 

A comment made to someone retarded, because of misfortune of being born to a "crack-head" or "crack-whore".

Yo, Derron u such a crack-baby.

crack-baby by sk January 6, 2003