Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

Commedia dell Arte

Something so terrible, that it becomes funny.

We can't swap back our champs. Now I have to go aftershock Ryze. Thiat's so commedia dell arte!

by Dejvees April 1, 2021

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021

commit unlive

'commit unlive' is a term usually used by toxic Roblox players instead of 'go kill yourself' to pass through Roblox's terrible chat censorship (and when I say terrible, I mean as terrible as doo doo wadur) while sending the message across.

I dare you to go commit unlive

by SleepyShard October 18, 2021

Commentary

Gameplay, reaction video, etc. with voiceover. Simply put, any kind of competition, video, etc. with voiceover.

Hey guys, this is my first commentary video don't judge my voice...

by Arcxxus January 24, 2022

Communism

A utopia(keyword "utopia") where everyone will be "equal" and thrown into Siberia coal mines in freezing temperatures and a hungry stomach

Redditor:"That's not real Communism!"

Person above room temperature iq:"There is no real Communism as it is always a theory and it simply cannot work."

by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022